Okami HD Coming Exclusively to PSN this Fall!

“Grab your Celestial Brush! I’m pleased to confirm that this fall, gamers will be able to return to the land of Nippon in Okami HD, exclusively on the PS3 with PlayStation Move support. Initially released to critical acclaim on the PS2, Okami HD has the player take on the role of Amaterasu, the Japanese sun goddess, who inhabits the form of a wolf. After a tyrannical monster, Orochi, turns the world into a ruined, colorless wasteland, Amaterasu must use her magical abilities to restore the land to its previous glory and defeat the demon in charge of the destruction.

Okami HD brings Amaterasu’s epic tale to the PS3 with fully integrated HD graphics and widescreen 16:9 aspect ratio. I did not think it was possible to make the game look even better, but when I saw it for myself, I was a believer. The trademark sumi-e ink art style lends itself perfectly to HD, allowing players to experience more of the awe-inspiring world displayed in more detail than ever before.

To create an even more immersive experience, you can take your PlayStation Move motion controller and use it as your own Celestial Brush and naturally make brush strokes to defeat enemies and solve puzzles. That said, if you’re just in the mood to relive Okami in HD with the same controls as you had on your PS2, you can also play with your traditional PS3 controllers.

To top things off, we know everyone loves Trophies, so Okami HD will support PS3 Trophies, (including a Platinum) giving you new challenges to face and feats to complete. Okami HD will be available for download exclusively on PS3 in North America and Europe this fall.”Playstationblog…

       Wonderful news for anyone wanting to replay this classic or finally try it for the first time in HD!

Lollipop Chainsaw Review(PS3)

         There are plenty of things about Lollipop Chainsaw that are obvious to the casual observer.  The game is a third person action game that has some provocative elements in it.  This is a fine description and probably one that could be found on the Metacritic description line for the game.  But Lollipop Chainsaw is a little more than that.  This is a game for the hardcore gamer in a way that not that many games are now a days.  When I say that I’m not referring to the overt sexual themes or the violence.  No, neither one are very much like the typical games you might find in this genre.  When Juliet, the main character, decapitates a zombie it explodes into sparkles, rainbows, and a star that adds to your meter.  The amount of blood and gore is kept to a strict minimum.  The sexual themes, for as much as they have been beaten to death these past few months in anticiaption for the games launch are pretty light.  Juliet will wear some slightly provocative clothes and many characters will speak in innuendoes.  But I’ve seen PG-13 movies with more sexual content than this game.  These things aren’t meant to be taken anymore seriously than a Saturday Morning Cartoon for Adults.  Lollipop Chainsaw wants to be a Grindhouse game and it tries very hard to do so.  But ultimately it fails in that regard.  It certainly has some Grindhouse style but nothing like games such as House of the Dead or even Shadows of the Damned.  Perhaps this was all in the name of appealing to a broader market but as the reviews come around for this game; few people understood what the game was trying to do and even fewer even liked it.  I think this probably had to do with Lollipop Chainsaw not having a clear vision of what it was.  Just being funny, a little gory, a tad crude are just not enough here.  I tried as best I could to divine meaning from the game and certainly finally had an idea of what it PROBABLY was going for.  But only SUDA 51 himself knows for sure.

        Juliet Starling is the main character, she is a cheerleader and a zombie hunter.  Her parallels to Buffy the Vampire Slayer are apparent.  But they stop at the door of appearances.  Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie version; was a terrible comedy/horror romp and had the main heroine learning of her destined powers to be a vampire hunter and world savior.  She was a vapid teen that was only interested in boys and being prom queen.  The revelation of her do or die destiny was more of a burden than a self defining feature and in the movie she was really only slaying vampires for the last  20 minutes or so and then not very well.  Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the television show, featured a Buffy that was also a cheerleader; although this aspect was played down a lot from the movie version.   Also as someone who was reasonably intelligent.  But she all ways felt like an outsider and even though she had SOME friends she usually felt like everything wasn’t as important as everyone made out.  She was a pretty tough chick to begin with, at least emotionally.  She also had immense strength and agility for all of her life, unlike the movie Buffy.  But when she found out she was a vampire slayer and destined to save the world she tried to balance normal life and the life of a slayer and usually ended up just being a slayer.  The television Buffy was incredibly deep and conflicted;  which is why Sarah Michelle Gellar won numerous awards for playing her and Joss Whedon is probably one of the best directors that television has ever had.  So it would be nigh to impossible to convey this kind of thing in a Grindhouse style video game.  Nor was that what Lollipop Chainsaw was trying to do.

     All of this teen turmoil and overdone comedy is mostly lacking from Lollipop Chainsaw and Juliet Starling is really neither of these women or perhaps both.  She is at once determined to save the world and Nick(her boyfriend who she beheads in the beginning of game to save him from turning completely into a zombie.  He spends the rest of the game on her hip), has a strong family bond with because her whole family are Zombie Hunters, and she loses all of her friends, except for Nick at the very beginning of the game.  Juliet also seems relatively well adjusted to the facts of her life and only really sees to explain them logically to Nick rather than trying to prove something to herself about it.  So Juliet may seem vapid, like the movie Buffy; but determined, like the TV Buffy.  Don’t confuse them, because she both and neither.  Which is probably what made some players annoyed at her right at the start.  When you’re a tough girl and someone calls you a whore, you say something back.  When your Juliet Starling you either ignore them or cut off their freaking head.  She has nothing to prove to anyone about her promiscuity or her way of dressing.  She just doesn’t care.  This fact being further muddled by her “dirty old man” mentor, who was obviously put in for sight gags and comic relief.  Which would have probably been fine had it been handled better.  Over the course of the game the story itself continues to be handled badly.  I all ways found myself wondering why the Juliet Starling at the games beginning wasn’t really the same one at the game’s end.  Perhaps it was the constant introduction of new family members and game mechanics.  I’m not sure.  But I can say that overall the story of the game was handled pretty badly.  I’m not saying that for a Grindhouse style story you need to be complex or emotionally deep.  But what you do need, is to be consistent.  Even consistently inconsistent would be fine.  Which Lollipop Chainsaw borders on.

      The gameplay in Lollipop Chainsaw is definitely the shining crown on top of this game.  The game is basically a third person action arcade shooter.  Meaning that there is a lot of emphasis placed on time and score.   There are some attempts in this very music themed game to have some rhythm challenges and such but most are very lackluster and uninteresting.  Once you’ve beaten the game once, going back through in Ranking Mode, ranks you on everything from the medals you collect to the time it takes you to complete the level.  Once you get past the basic story mode and get into the Ranking Mode the game changes significantly.  I would all most venture to say that the game is actually two games.  One with a story, pacing, and some sense of trying to be funny.  The other simply a game about getting the best score in the fastest time the most complicated way possible.  Beating the top score will get you on to the online leaderboards where again, you compete to see who is the best Zombie Hunter.  There is a huge upgrade system in the game for everything from attributes like Health and Strength to combos that you also need to unlock.  All this done through medals that you earn from killing zombies or you find in the levels.  Also there are areas that require the use of some of the special transformation that you get through the story progression and have hard locks to that progression even with new Game Plus and/or Ranking Mode.  I’m guessing because one in particular could be game breaking otherwise.

         These transformations are actually the part of Lollipop Chainsaw that brought down the game as a whole.  I think they are basically what could be called out as being what’s ultimately wrong with the game.  The “Chainsaw Blaster",”  which is a basically an assault rifle, is a transformation you get about half way through the game.  It turns some portions of the game into third person shooter, which would be fine, but it’s available all the time. As long as you have bullets for it(you can buy them if want).  The game could be virtually a third person shooter.  The Chainsaw Blaster is SO powerful that it will usually take down enemies in one or two hits.  Which is a lot different from chain-sawing them.  The only slightly less game breaking transformation of the “Chainsaw Dash,” which allows to Juliet to simply run over zombies while she is moving at top speed looked like it was originally used for the travel mechanic of getting her from one large area  to the next.  This is less of an issue because even with picking up oil cans to keep you going, the player will not be able to use this much outside of the areas it was made for; however, since you can get bonuses and bonus awards for using it.  I can see it getting spammed all most as much as Chainsaw Blaster.

      The hardest part of Lollipop Chainsaw are not the multistage uncheckpointed boss battles.  No, the hardest part are skill challenges.  Games like Zombie Basketball, or a keep away game with fiery zombies running toward your Birthday Cake of Dynamite.  These are one fail affairs and every time you lose the challenge, you die.  In doing so, you use a continue which takes off points your final score and off your overall rank.  This would be all fine in Ranked Mode.  But in Story Mode, it is more than a little annoying.  Especially because as the game progresses these challenges get longer and longer and they too are not checkpointed in ANY WAY.  If nothing else what could have been used as a change of pace mechanic ends up bogging down the flow of the game.

       Anyone’s biggest take away from Lollipop Chainsaw and this can be said of about any game that SUDA 51 has a hand in, are the BOSS BATTLES.  They are normally very inventive and different.  Usually requiring the player to experiment a little with different strategies before finding the boss’s weakness.  Lollipop Chainsaw does have SOME of this.  But, mostly due to the Chainsaw Blaster, the later level bosses are just not as difficult as the earlier ones.  In fact, TWO of the bosses seem to have been designed specifically with the Chainsaw Blaster in mind.  Which is great!  But the ones that don’t really aren’t very impressive due to it.  Fortunately or unfortunately for me; I refused to buy ammo for the Chainsaw Blaster.  So I usually had to ACTUALLY work to beat some of these bosses.  If you really NEEDED the Chainsaw Blaster to defeat a boss, bullets for it would spawn around the level as you used them.  Otherwise it was just a possible option if you had bullets.  I really did love the bosses in this game but they certainly weren’t of the caliber that have appeared in other SUDA 51 games.  While this might have had to do with James Gunn writing the story or perhaps the fact that Grasshopper had decided to try and make this game more, “Western friendly.”  Which sounds awful; I don’t know.

      

         I suppose if I had to sum up my feelings about Lollipop Chainsaw they would be, “Excitedly disappointed.”  I really enjoyed most of the game from a gameplay perspective.  Some of the parts of the game were absolutely brilliant and anyone who doesn’t have the entire soundtrack stuck in their head; word for word by the time they are done playing had the sound turned off.  But I have to say that it wasn’t what I was expecting.  With all the hype and madness surrounding this game I was expecting a more crazy version of Saints Row the Third thematically.  A story somewhat similar to Shadows of the Damned.  And probably most importantly a main character that I would really understand by the end of the game.  None of this really happened.  Lollipop Chainsaw came very close to living up to it’s potential but it just doesn’t quite make it.  The other problem is that I have a hard time recommending it to anyone but fans of SUDA 51.  Which is a pretty hard sell to most people. Mainly due to the fact that if you really like SUDA 51 you probably own a copy the of the game all ready and have played through it at least once.  So even though I really loved you Lollipop Chainsaw, I’m going to have to make a WTD? Move(you will get that if you play the game) and give it a 8/10…

Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown(PS3 Review)

               Virtua Fighter V Final Showdown is one of the best fighting games I've EVER played. This is mainly due to it's deep complexity even given it’s three button combo system. It would be seem impossible for VF5:FS to stand up against games like Super Street Fighter 4 or Ultimate Marvel versus Capcom 3. But it does, and handily. It also doesn't hurt that in it's core iteration(without DLC addons) the game only costs about half what those other games do.  But even without taking this into consideration it is still an amazing fighting game.

               Virtua Fighter 5 has an incredible tutorial mode that has many incredible additions: a full command run down of the moves(you don’t even have to land them, score), a trainer where you can turn on frame data, and even a more general tutorial if you are unfamiliar with the way Virtua Fighter games work in general.  This mode is certainly head and shoulders above anything that’s out right now.  Even Skullgirls and SoulCalibur V don’t do as good a job in training a potential player.  There are two new fighters this time so you might want to take tutorial mode for a spin with one of them if you have enough experience with the others to just jump right in.

             An excellent online mode that on the whole has a very forgiving netcode system which even against the worst opposition's bad connection speed it only slows down the action a little and doesn't just break the match completely.  The thing I truly love the most about this game is that when I'm online playing people don't get that crazy feeling like I'm going to lose every three seconds because the other person is SO completely better than I am. VF5 has no REAL bottom tier characters and therefore everyone has a chance. This is really cool and certainly makes the game incredibly fun to play against other human players.  The meat of VF 5:FS is online. But the game does have an excellent arcade mode, score attack, and local versus for anyone without an internet connection. Although if you don't have internet, how did you get the game in the first place? Anyway....

            There are more modes in single player than many other fighters and while everything isn't there for a bargain priced title this game certainly delivers. Modes like License Challenge, Score Attack, and Arcade.  Will certainly keep you playing if you can’t seem to find a descent match in competition online.  Considering the lack of marketing this game has received this is all too possible.  The fighting game community as a whole seem to be championing the game however, so hopefully more people will be playing online soon.

           Even with the reduced price and slightly reduced mode list my only real gripe about VF 5:FS is the DLC system. There is NO WAY to customize your character through unlocks or achievements or any of the normal Namco/Sega ways of doing so. There are no earned items whatsoever. You must simply plunk down your money and spend more on DLC than the game itself to get costume pieces for your fighters. You get full access to FAR more pieces than you would in something like Tekken 6. But you have also just paid real money for them rather than just unlocking them through game progress or achievement.  I think this is a TERRIBLE way of doing business and while the core game is excellent and a good deal that I would recommend to everyone it is hard not to notice how shady they are being about the customization feature. While I can understand why they took this approach I think it would have been much fairer to have some premium costume packs and some free ones. Rather than just all paid. Bur if you can completely ignore this part of the game, then you will love Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown and should definitely pick it up.  Personally, I will be playing this game for a long time to come 8.5/10…

Diablo 3 Review! (PC)

             About a month has passed since the release of Diablo 3.  I have managed to beat the game a number of times with different characters putting in about 100+ hours of time into the game.  This doesn’t take all the time I spent on the Gold Auction House or playing my Hardcore Mode character; but that is what the plus is for.  I would venture to say I probably logged in around 120 hours total.  Enough about me specifically, lets get to the review.

             Diablo 3 is a traditional top down hack n’ slash dark fantasy game.  Diablo created this genre and it is still the most finely honed blade in the arsenal of  the every growing genre.  The game is told through the lens of your hero.  Who is a predetermined person; male or female occupying one of five different classes.  This is, at first, seemingly limiting.  But in the end, the game gives you some many options with gear, rune, and skill combinations.  That anymore customization might actually bog the game down.  Also, having hand drawn cinematics for each class and each sex; is very nice although fully rendered ones would have been even better.

          The story of the game is rather simplistic but with every major step being marked by industry leading cinematic cutscenes make it had for anyone to argue that the presentation of the game isn’t top notch.  My favorite moment from the game so far is when my Monk was first battling a few skeletons in the beginning of the game.  He used a special move that made one explode and as it did the axe the skeleton was wielding actually looked like it was going to fly into my face.  There is no stereoscopic 3D in the game, but the physics engine is so excellent that things like this are not unheard of.  I really enjoy when you kill a sand worm that the head of the worm separates from it’s body like you decapitated it.  The graphics can certainly push any top of the line card out there but they can also run on modest systems that came out within the last few years.  Many people also say that they can run the game on their laptops on the lowest settings.  This is great but it also explains why Diablo 3’s art style keeps to the low end of the high end so that it doesn’t alienate any potential players.  It is definitely a better looking game than any PC counterpart.  But it isn’t going to blow anyone’s doors off.  The cinematics are definitely the stand outs on the graphics front and even though I know it takes around six months to make each one.  I can’t help but complain that I would have liked to see a few more.  They were just SO GOOD and given the fact we couldn’t create our own characters, some character specific full CG cinematics would have been nice.  At least after being game, if no where else.

          The gameplay in Diablo 3 is incredibly addictive and is the reason that you will either be coming back to Diablo 3 every single day or not be able to make it through the first playthrough on Normal Difficulty.  The game really is either love it or hate it.  Either you buy into the system of getting new abilities and runes every level; along with new loot or you don’t.  Having played through the Normal Difficulty with three characters and all most done with two more.  I can say that the Normal Difficulty while good for people just starting out; is not Diablo 3.  Nightmare, which is the next difficultly up is actually where the game begins.  It’s very difficult to understand the thinking behind Blizzard making this decision.  Many casual players will certainly be able to weather the difficulty spikes in Normal.  But most serious players and certainly people who have recently played Diablo 2 will have a major problem being engaged enough to get through Normal Difficulty and into Nightmare.  As a big fan of hack n’ slash games but not a person who has ever played Diablo before I somewhat appreciated Normal Difficulty but when I found out how different Nightmare was; I also felt like I had just completed the longest and most unnecessary tutorial mode in all of video games.  Besides this, the amount of terrible loot in the first 2 ACTS of Normal is incredible.  Even the “Rare” items for the most part are so low level and worthless that once you hit the second 2 ACTS if you have any left you will end up selling them to merchants rather than trying to sell them on the Auction House or sending them to another one of your characters.  The developers obviously wanted players to use the Auction House, I just wish they would have at least tried not be so blatant about it.  How many white item crossbows can one Barbarian find?(This occurs mostly in the first ACT of the game on Normal).

           Getting new gear and new abilities every level is an excellent way of making people keep coming back to a game.  The main problem is that most of the interesting abilities are only unlocked after the end of ACT 2 and even on Normal Difficulty most people will find that the second half of the game is incredibly harder than the first half.  This goes double for Nightmare and all further difficulty modes.  The difficulty is a STRICT new game plus mechanic in which the player finishes the game and then starts the new difficulty with all the gear and levels they earned in the previous difficulty.  They will then begin to see gear and enemies adjusted to their new level of difficulty.  But this also extends to events, dungeons, etc… In Nightmare difficulty you will see things that you just won’t see in Normal.  I would assume this is the case as you move up in the difficulty and level ladder.  This system is interesting but it is not even hinted at in the beginning of the game and while the developers did talk about enemies being harder and having more abilities in their pre-launch discussions they never once mentioned that opening up new difficulties meant also opening new events, dungeons, etc…  All of this said, the average player will probably not notice any of this and assume it is due to the randomly generated environments rather than a difficulty change.  In fact, most people who have played as many hours of Diablo 3 as I have; probably only have one character and are probably in the third difficulty mode Hell, right now.  So perhaps this was the designers idea and I’m just exposing it here due to my unconventional play style.

          All of the music and audio in the game is incredible.  Everything from a score that even after 100+ hours makes me want to hear it more.  Over heard conversations that can be some of the best world building devices in the game.  These provide a kind of atmosphere that all the next generation of graphics in the world can’t do.  The cinematics that are epically scored and epically voice acted.  Many AAA products out there have incredible scores or have excellent voice acting.  But Diablo 3 tends to take all of this up 11 and then blows the roof off the building.  This is the standard that all audio for all video games should be judged from now on.  Anyone want to hear a goatman die, just give Diablo 3 a whirl.

          I could probably talk about Diablo 3 for hours and write about it for pages of text.  The game is as deep as you want it to be.  If you want to see everything in the entire game you are probably going to have to put in around 200-400 hours depending on how good you are at it.  This is the type of game that takes around 30 hours to beat and another 300 to master.  There are a lot of hidden treasures and events in Diablo 3 and I don’t want to spoil any here.  But suffice to say that if you are a Blizzard fan you will find some loving easter eggs of every sort in Diablo 3 that are waiting for you to find them.

          Of course, doing the above with friends is easier than ever with the multiplayer functions of Diablo 3.  Much like Starcraft 2 which is also all ways on the internet,  Diablo 3 has an all ways online function which makes it easy to see when your friends are online and you can hop into their game or vice versa.  The game gets harder; the loot gets more plentiful and the monsters certainly change in quantity and power.  If you fight a boss in single player make sure you are ready for a MUCH harder boss if you get some friends together and try to beat him again.  Of course, I’m sure there are diminishing returns eventually but you won’t find that before you hit the much higher difficulties.  While the designers see Diablo 3 as a multiplayer game, I think the most people will probably play the campaign at least once alone.  Which is fine, although the way the game is balanced right now some of the characters might make getting through alone a little harder than with others.  I’m sure they will balance this out eventually, it’s only been a month.  But right now, taking a friend along for the second half of the game isn’t a bad idea no matter the difficulty.

          Currently Diablo 3 has no real money Auction House and no PVP.  Both of which were promised and look like they are probably going to take several more months to come to pass.  But even without these features, Diablo 3 is the most feature rich and interesting game I have ever played.  Perhaps only trumped by World of Warcraft itself, at least here there are better graphics and no monthly fees.  I have plenty of small criticisms of Diablo 3 but none of them are anything more than personal taste or just wanting even more of what’s all ready there.  It’s been ten years since the last Diablo and frankly while everything in the world and video game industry has changed; there is one constant Blizzard makes EXCELLENT games.  Diablo 3 could only be better in my dreams, 9.5/10…

         

Guild Wars 2 Beta Weekend #2

       This last weekend we had yet another Beta Weekend,  Which was the first time in all most two months where we got more than one day to play Guild Wars 2 again.  This time I dove pretty deep.  I broke all my original rules about not playing Charr or not playing a Ranger.  Both I was saving for the actual release.  While there were plenty of new additions.  Everything from a new interface for the game’s HUD and some new events in some of the race’s starting areas.   Also, ArenaNet had an incredible finale event where all players could head over to Ashford Plains and fight some Dragonspawn and even try to take down a large crystal.  Along with that if you died during this event you were respawned as Dragonspawn.  Which even at low levels was incredibly fun.  I took some screen shots of our siege of the major Charr city.

 

 

     Along with the event changes and the HUD change.  They also made some changes to the skill and traits systems.  Changing point values and where certain slot skills appeared in the tree.  While this was pretty much fine with me; there were some changes that made me have to level up past the point I had originally to get the same skills and in my opinion there are still throw away skills in the base trees.  But in the end these changes didn’t seem to effect gameplay too much.  It is also my humble opinion that in my starting areas(like the Charr), the enemies are too strong and REQUIRE a group to take them down.  This does USUALLY happen but not all ways.  The scaling effect for these events need to be seriously looked at, because I often found random dead players all around an area only to discover that they had been killed by some huge group of enemies who they were obviously not ready for.

       Guild Wars 2 so far seems like a game about attacking and dealing with VERY LARGE groups of enemies.  This is certainly fun and with all the patches they applied this weekend I certainly had a more enjoyable time fighting the large groups in the finale events than I did in the original finale event.  However, there was still some dramatic slowdown and their continues to be.  This is probably due to the incredibly large number of particle effects popping off everywhere for just about every ability.  Which I guess is just a sign that we need to turn our systems to BEST PERFORMANCE rather than BEST APPEARANCE when we play in these large battles.  But in PVP, where you would think this would be the most evident, I rarely saw it at all.  This must because PVP is on a completely different server and doesn’t have to draw the entire game world.  But since everything is instanced.  I don’t understand why this is an issue at all.  If you are having trouble just create more instances.  Right?  I dunno, I don’t work with netcode or work as a engineer.  It just seems logical.

        Back to the game, I was really impressed with most of the changes they have made.  Even if the Necromancer is seemingly getting less and less powerful every time I play.  I tried the Guardian for the first time this weekend and found the experience incredible.  The mix of support and DPS skills was amazing.  Also, tried the Ranger for the first.  Again, incredibly fun.  I have to say that except for the traditional casters; Elementalist, Necromancer, and Mesmer.  Everyone else seems to be finely tuned beasts as far as class balance goes.  The casters seem broken.  I often feel that I’m not doing enough damage and have no way to get out of trouble once I get into it.  Some abilities like Phoenix for the Elementalist are great but they don’t heal for enough and take too long to cast.  Playing a Ranger in PVP, I would often dominate casters and then be backstabbed by them as they respawned.  I rarely felt that the battles between the Ranger and any caster class were fair.

       Finally, for all the criticism I’ve had for this game, I REALLY love playing it and as much as I wanted to limit myself so that a lot of things would be fresh for launch; I really couldn’t help myself most of the time.  The Charr area, while difficult, is one of the most interesting and exciting starting areas I’ve played so far.  Also, the Stories in the Charr area are especially good and probably the most developed and true to world of any of the starting zones.  I would rank Norn right under that.  The more of the Norn story I see the more I love it.  I have to really hand it to the people who created both areas they are excellent.  The Norn is STILL the most balanced of the areas; but the Charr is definitely the coolest.  I would encourange anyone who hasn’t pre-purchased Guild Wars 2 to do so.  This is definitely going to be the premiere MMO experience for the next few years.  Everything from the graphics to the gameplay make this a truly next generation MMO.

E3 2012 Happened… Let’s try to break it down..

          This last few days E3 2012 happened.  There were lots of games announced and a ton of stuff happened.  I did cover many of the trailers that are out there.  I saw a lot of stuff, read a lot of stuff. and certainly heard a great deal of stuff.  Unfortunately, there was some incredibly good news and some incredibly bad news.  Some things that we might have thought we had have been lost and other things that we thought were true are not true anymore.

        If that isn’t epically vague enough for you…  Don’t worry, I’ll explain it all.  To begin with I have to say that I didn’t watch the entire Nintendo Press Conference.  But I have read and watched quite a lot of information about it.  But let’s start at the chronological beginning.  That would be Microsoft…

       Microsoft has for the past few years been falling deeper and deeper down the media rabbit hole.  Along with that you can add Kinect to this mix and you end up with a pretty crappy result.  This year was no exception.  Seems like every year Microsoft gets less interested in video games and more interested in the money they can make from people giving them incentives etc… To put their TV and movies on the box.  Besides that, they are making the console even more encumbered by what could otherwise be a good feature of the XBOX SMART GLASS.  This feature would allow people to use their phone or tablet as a kind of extra screen.  Which in concept is great; but in practice it is asking third parties to put a lot of work into something that may or may not be on the next XBOX and that would be coming out next year.  So….  This also, apparently ties into Windows 8 so perhaps there are lots of hooks there, I suppose only time will tell.  Strangely this press conference has totally destroyed whatever faith I originally had in Microsoft.  I don’t think Gears of War, Halo, and Forza are enough to keep a console alive or my interest in that console alive.  The complete and utter lack of interest in what still IS the main reason people buy the XBOX 360 and will probably one day buy the next console is staggering.  Microsoft, has drunk their own koolaid, I think they honestly believe that they can coast for the next year on third party games and they will have another good Christmas.  After all, it worked last year…  But how many XBOX 360 are really left to be sold.  I would guess not too many, after all, now that repurchased red ringed XBOXs aren’t inflating their numbers; I think it will be another Wii situation.  The reason, the Wii isn’t selling anymore is that anyone with any interest in it has bought it all ready.  Anyway, Once my COD Elite subscription is over and my XBOX LIVE subscription is over; I’m done.  This is not some kind of fanboy rant, it’s more a testament to how completely clueless Microsoft showed themselves to be.  The forward facing, statement of a company is sometimes more important than what the company ACTUALLY does; and in this case I’m afraid it is simply a statement about the future and that future is the XBOX 720 being a Roku Box that plays games.  Not for me…

     Between Ubisoft and EA there are some interesting games coming out for the next 10 months but nothing overly unique or interesting.  Dead Space 3, Assassins Creed 3, Need for Speed Most Wanted, Far Cry 3, and Crysis 3 will probably be descent games.  But probably not the best things to show in stage shows.  When I saw the demos with the developers I found each game to be pretty good.  I do have to mention that most of the best games coming out were being shown on PC and considering the graphical fidelity they were showing; might be best on PC.  Overall, there was some good third party stuff that I’m sure I’ll be playing.

     Finally, Sony!  These guys were on point and on message from the very beginning when Jack Trenton came out and said that Playstation was founded on games and that is what they continue to strive to do.  They showed new IPs like Last of Us and Beyond: Two Souls.  They also showed some Vita games and their cross functionality with the PS3.  They definitely showed a lot of that stuff away from the show.  Which is pretty cool and finally made me want to buy a Vita.  The Sony show was more a teaser trailer for the what they were going to show on the floor of E3.  Which is basically what they are supposed to do.  And that stuff, was good enough to get me jacked about the Sony titles coming out in the next 10 months.  Considering the whole package of the press conferences I really feel like the Sony Press Conference was awesome.

        The kind s of reactions I’ve seen about most of E3; are usually informed by one or two sources and generally come down to the audience not having all the information.  For my money, I’ve tried to do a lot of reading of Twitter, journalists comments through video and articles.  I’ve tried to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and I think that is probably lacking in most coverage around the horn.  I think most developers showed as much as they could and sometimes that wasn’t enough.  For Example: Star Wars 1313, will probably be a good game whenever it comes out, on whatever they decide to put it out on, but right now it wasn’t enough to get me excited about.

        For the most part in this article I’ve written about things that seemed important to me and ignored everything else.  While there are certainly plenty of people interested and excited over the new Gears of War or the new Call of Duty Black Ops.  I would have to mention that these games not titles that hold much danger or curiosity to me.  When they come they will most likely be good.  I expect Gears will have excellent multiplayer and a misunderstood but good campaign story.  Call of Duty Black Ops 2 will have an excellent multiplayer with lots of options and a descent campaign that might end up being the best since Call of Duty 2.  But these are not things we need to discuss when we talk about E3.

          My picks for E3 2012 are: Watch Dogs, Borderlands 2, Aliens Colonial Marines, Last of Us, Beyond: Two Souls, Far Cry 3, Tomb Raider, Assassins Creed 3, and Need for Speed Most Wanted.  I know many of picks are glaringly missing some of the critics darlings.  But to me, they are probably not worth the note that the games I chose are.  While I really felt that there was a lot to love at E3 2012; there was a definite over all feeling that rather than seeing new consoles next year it would better serve the industry just to drop everything on to PCs and give this whole console thing the boot.  Everything from proprietary licenses to certifications were on the tips of everyone’s tongues as they spoke about the industry.  Personally, this seems like the only logical step to me.  Think of all the problems this would solve:

1. No used game market on PC.

2. No online passes

3. Steam and Origin are all ready leaders in digital distribution

4. No crazy exclusives that force people to either wait for content or hope they chose the correct place to pre-order it from.

5. No more crappy motion controls

6. No more entertainment hub discussions as the PC has been an entertainment hub for around 10 years now.

7. No problems with consoles that have no hard drive

8. No more media bias(Blu ray, DVD, HDDVD, digital distribution, etc…)

9. No more backward compatibility issues.(Just played my copy of Unreal Tournament 3, it runs spectacularly.)

10. No more crappy peripherals that can only be used on one console for one or two games.

      That was just right off the top of my head.  I’m sure there are more.  Well, I’ve written a fine and lovely wall of text here.  If you want to hear my views on Diablo 3, Torchlight 2 Beta, Guild Wars 2 Beta Weekend #2, and probably a really late in coming review of Asura’s Wrath.  Stick around because that is all on the horizon.  But for right now, go back through the entries for the site these last few days and catch up on all the awesome trailers and read some short impressions of them.  I would like to end in saying that as much as we take the video game industry for granted there are plenty of talented people out there who live and die by this stuff.  And I mean financially, spiritually, and mentally.   Not just adrenaline wise, fanboys.  So please be kind and respectful to video game creators; odds are they are smarter than you will ever dream to be and their stake in all this goes a lot further than just being right.

 

 

     

Tomb Raider E3 2012 Demo

           Not sure how excited I am about this new Tomb Raider.  Some of the footage I’ve seen has been incredible.  Other things seem less so.  I imagine it’s difficult to put together a presentation that will ultimately appeal to everyone.  But the game seems like it will indeed have many different activities.  Everything from hunting animals to platforming traversal to puzzle solving.  Which, of course, is the pedigree of Tomb Raider.  I’m just hoping the frail girl at the beginning becomes the badass believably enough by the end.  Because as most of the footage has shown, she DOES become a badass.

 

Star Wars 1313: Some footage courtesy of Gametrailers! Some Commentary courtesy of Myself.

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        This game is running on a high end PC with a high end Nvidia graphics card.  Which basically means that the visually fidelity here can be immediately discounted.  If we do that, it’s Uncharted in the Star Wars Universe.  Which sounds great.  But it really isn’t anything innovative.  I was excited the first time I saw this footage and definitely excited that maybe there are more interesting things to come.  Like maybe the use of a rocket pack to traverse areas or some really crazy flame thrower action.  It is definitely a source ripe with ideas for a fun and exciting game.  Even though this was only the first thing they showed I’m not as cold on it as I probably should be as it really hasn’t brought anything new to the table.  I think the game has great potential.  Whether it lives up to that potential or not, has yet to be seen.

       Fiction wise the levels in Coruscant can be considered whole cities unto themselves so just because the whole thing takes place on level 1313, doesn’t mean that confines the player to a small area.

Agni’s Philosophy: A Tech Demo and Perhaps the Future of the Final Fantasy Franchise

When is Grand Theft Space Man 3 Coming out? (E3)

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Last of Us: looking to be Game of Console for PS3.

Quantic Dream’s Beyond: Two Souls is Incredible!

        The above is what they did with the technology below, that not too long ago they were showing off in the Kara Tech Demo

          The main problem I’ve all ways had with David Cage and Quantic Dream is that they don’t really seem to want to make games.  They want to make interactive movies.  These movies aren’t ever all that great.  This one however, looks well worth it.  No matter what it turns out to be.

Splinter Cell Blacklist Demo

     Jade Raymond’s new studio certainly did an incredible job with this game so far.  They even announced that Mercs versus Spies is coming back.  I really can’t wait to see the final version of this game.  It’s incredible so far.

Watch Dogs Demo!

       If you didn’t notice there are hundreds of amazing things going on here.  There are tons of people in the city, lots of cars, plenty of people inside the building.  There are smooth transitions from one area to the next, from one action to the next.  The rain and water effects are incredible.  Enhanced by the incredible lighting.  The audio is spot on and even when  things switch quickly between walking, running, to driving thing go well.  I was amazed that they used cinematics at all considering the incredible fidelity of the in-game visuals.  But this is just a taste of the game; perhaps they did in the interest of time.

      Of what I have seen this is the best so far.  Currently my Game of Show.

This is Either the BEST or the WORST THING EVER! Tokyo Jungle!

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